Mother passing by her son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to “Mom” With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it’s not only the passion…Mom she’s pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone.We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don’t worry Mom. I’m 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son Jon
P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I’m over at billy’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that’s in my center desk drawer.
WHOA! I took that picture :] I didn’t expect the moon to look like that. This was taken a while ago.
Sunday Ride Home
Was with Linh and Meisze. That song was played in the car :] so thats why I posted it. Linh is crazy!! Girl doesn’t think god exist because of her 50/50 numbers. LOL Keep doubting God and maybe you’ll have a dream of him one day or in heaven. Since seeing is believing to you… Well anyways, When they dropped me off in front of my house something funny happened. (Thanks again btw!) My downstairs neighbor, an African American woman, came out and saw me. She said “Oh your an usher.” Not understanding what she really meant I said “What?” She said “Your an usher at church.” Right before I can say anything back after the word “No—” she walked past me. FML LOL I guess my uniform made me look like a usher at church. Too bad I was too shy to turn around and tell her I’m a Daoist and that I just came back from a temple. *sighs* That made me have a good laugh when I got inside though. I gotta tell this to the peeps at temple. Its sad and funny at the same time.